I’ve Just Had the Wrong Perspective

On vaca­tion I had this dream, where the two robot side­kicks from Mys­tery Sci­ence The­ater 3000 were sit­ting on my shoul­der, and we were observ­ing my life with the same run­ning com­men­tary style that they did in the MST3K show.

When I woke, I real­ized that I sim­ply had the wrong per­spec­tive. I was treat­ing my life as if it were an A-movie and I was the star of the show.

Real­ity is, my life is really a B-movie and I’m just sit­ting in the audi­ence watch­ing it unfold.

Instead of get­ting all bent about a crappy script, I need to just laugh at it with the two new voices in my head.

It wasn’t long… Our “crack” IT depart­ment at Progress hasn’t fixed a dupli­cate email/forum bug. For the sin­gle most impor­tant tool I use to com­mu­ni­cate with the entire global Actional field, I (and the entire field and field sup­port team) get dupli­cate email mes­sages. One nor­mal and one with all the for­mat­ting stripped. The format-less mes­sages are queued up and sent in a whole batch, so it’s not even as easy as delet­ing every other message.

You know how many emails you have wait­ing when you get back from vaca­tion, and how hard it is to sort through them to find the impor­tant stuff? Imag­ine that with over 50% repeated at ran­dom with all for­mat­ting removed! Oooh, fun!

We had a good laugh, but the party really started when one of the lit­tle guys said “wouldn’t it be funny if this bug also changed the deliv­ery so the mes­sages were out of order?”

Sure enough…

Which brings me to another thing I learned while I was away. Some things in life are too impos­si­ble to believe and so can only be true.

I’m back from vaca­tion, and the party’s already started.

After­noon fun update: Turns out, not only does it take out all the for­mat­ting and reorder the mes­sages, it removes all the addresses (to/cc) except the forum address, so peo­ple are being left out of the con­ver­sa­tion acci­den­tally, and the con­ver­sa­tions “branch” as a result when some peo­ple respond to the orig­i­nal mes­sage while oth­ers respond to the copy.